It’s the jukebox musical nobody asked for! First there was Mamma Mia!, then Jersey Boys, then Beautiful: The Carole King Musical—and now, at last, there’s We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up, the bio-musical that charts the fictional lives of the most famous folk duo that never existed, chock full of the absolute best songs from their completely fictional catalogue.

From their earliest days performing Christian folk through an unforgettably muddy performance at Woodstock to their hysterically misguided children’s television show, Hymon and Parfunkel have lived (and sung!) through it all. Expect an evening of ear-to-ear smiles and belly-laughs as Saul Hymon and Bart Parfunkel—in tour-de-force performances by writers Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo—satirically skewer the jukebox musical while playing every role (and every instrument!) in this brand-new feel-good buddy show.

Will the perfect fictional folk duo find superstardom, or will they break up? You’ll have to come see to find out!

Audience Note: We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up has some minor adult language and themes.

Wednesday: 7:30 p.m.
Thursday: 2:00* and 7:30 p.m.
Friday: 7:30 pm
Saturday: 2:00 and 7:30 p.m.
Sunday: 2:00 and 7:30* p.m.
*performances at this time do not occur every week of the run

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